Schmoopy I have a question for you (don't worry it's not vacuum related)

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So remember when I said I was getting my carpets cleaned? Well they're doing it next week and one of my apartment managers said I don't need to vacuum first, and the other one said I do

    I figured I'd come to the expert for answers :c


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  2. Mack

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    pretty damn nice BB Dawg has going.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Calm down dude


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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Does schmoopy ask you for advice on what you do, leave the tweaker alone.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who in the mother of all fucks would ask me for advice on anything? :jj:
     
  8. Mack

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    That's not chriza.
     
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    degaying in progress
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I am almost positive I'd let Christy Hemme lick my shaft


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  11. CaptainQueeg

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    Not bad looking for a tranny.
     
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    Best dipping sauce for onion rings?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Onion Ring sauce


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    :hathair:

    btw...I met Christy Hemme a couple of years ago in LA. She was cool as shit and she looked a lot better in person.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would have molested her
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I like Ketchup on onion rings.
     
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    Chriza :cheer:
     
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    Didn't he tell you the answer about this already?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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