Schmoopy!!!! I have the flu, buddy. Will you come take care of me?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jan 13, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    can you bring me some chicken noodle soup? nothing fancy. just the Campbells one. and some motrin for my fever.

    thanks, bro
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    You probably didn't do yourself any favors with the earlier "Schmoopy rhymes with Poopy" thread.

    You should blame it on the Fever.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    how do you get the flu when you live down south? (srs)
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    he lives closest to me. i want to be his friend
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    my co worker brought his kid in to work for all of 15 minutes the other day. the kid had the flu. i went to work and he wasnt there. i lasted til 10. i called him on my way home and he said he came down with the flu last night too
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Holy fuck. You are sick. Maybe you should go to the Hospital.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :worried:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    see, Schmoopy!!!
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    3 hours away is close? :weird:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    your my closest e-friend
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Have you ingested a capsule yet?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Dear Symptom monger,
    After contracting HIV, it is true that some people will have symptoms of a condition known as either acute retroviral syndrome (ARS) or primary HIV infection. People with primary HIV infection can experience a wide range of symptoms similar to those of the flu. These include:
    • fever
    • sore throat
    • rash
    • fatigue
    • swollen lymph nodes
    • joint pains and muscle aches
    • diarrhea
    • weight loss
    • neurological symptoms, e.g., memory loss
    These symptoms appear 2-4 weeks after infection and can last anywhere from a few days to a month.
    Not everyone who becomes infected will show signs of primary HIV infection. Remember, too, that many other infections, including more common ones such as the flu and mononucleosis, share these same signs. Just having flu-like symptoms, then, is nowhere near enough information to tell you that you have HIV.
    The only way to know your HIV status for sure is to get tested. (Keep in mind that HIV test results are considered reliable after three months have passed since possible exposure to the virus.) Still, for people who don't engage in activities that have a higher risk of HIV infection (e.g., unprotected intercourse or sharing needles), it's much more likely that these symptoms would be signs of a less serious infection.
    If you have any of the symptoms listed above, and especially if you are worried about being HIV-positive, you may want to go to a health care provider so you can get an accurate diagnosis. You also might think about getting tested periodically for HIV and steering clear of higher-risk activities. This may help you avoid some of the paranoia you feel when you feel sick.

    thanks,
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :worried:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    ReggaeMistress lives in Charlotte which is closer.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i dont know who that is :dontknow:
     
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    nobody wants to be your friend, not even your greasy faced wife:jj:
     
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    what does a sweaty blotchy face mean?:jj:
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    obsessed :facepalm: