Schmoopy is INNOCENT!

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    Ark. Code Ann. §5-14-110 - Sexual Indecency With a Child - states:

    (a) A person commits sexual indecency with a child if:
    (1) Being eighteen (18) years of age or older, the person solicits another person who is less than fifteen (15) years of age or who is represented to be less than fifteen (15) years of age to engage in:
    (A) Sexual intercourse;
    (B) Deviate sexual activity; or
    (C) Sexual contact;...
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    fuck outta here
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :fail:
     
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  4. LawyerLarry

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    I was in a rush typing that. The fact of the matter is that Schmoopy was improperly banned and I demand an appeal bond be set and he be reinstated immediately.
     
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    1. Was he in Arkansas when fucked the grade schooler?
    2. WGAS/WGAF?
    3. He has been reinstated (to my dismay).
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    So do we go by South Carolina law, where Schmoopy lives, new York law where the alleged crime took place, Texas law, the corporate home of Dawg's, or Federal law, since the electronic communications travelled over interstate lines?
     
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  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm asking the questions here, officer, not you. I anticipate Schmoopy will assert his 5th amendment right to remain silent.
     
  8. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Silent? He'll be reponding via shitty .gifs and amateur photoshops.
     
  9. BLOW ME

    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    good job, lawyerlarry.
     
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  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Well that will be my advice to him anyway, but you're prolly right.
     
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    I like that air-tight element: "Deviate sexual activity"

    What the fuck is that exactly, 'yer honor? And how do I know when I have crossed that rigid black line that divides deviate from non-deviate?
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    What in the fuck are you talking about?????? What an ignorant statement! Grade schooler?????
     
  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I got you reinstated. You're welcome.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'm gonna do a repair, so I can cool down.
     
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    Christ what a shitty lawyer
     
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  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've never lost a case. Except for that time your mother was charged with prostitution. They had her dead to rights.
     
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    Mom jokes. Fabulous. You posted Ark. Law, fatlock
     
  19. LawyerLarry

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    I wasn't joking.
     
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    The quality of poster here has really gone downhill :facepalm: