Schmoopy is...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by BaddFunn, Nov 28, 2013.

  1. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    like the bars pet.

    His loyalty and shortcomings make him irresistible, but every once in a while he exhibits bad behavior and we have to whack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
     
  2. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    Schmoopy is...that retarded puppy that you just couldn't drown in the river.

    Now you have a retarded watch dog.
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    he pisses on everything & is the reason we cant have nice stuff
     
  4. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    ugly
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    I always feel bad for the guy on a holiday.
     
  6. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    the best and worst a poster can be. :cheer:
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    ...great at phone sex.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    a disease
     
  9. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I feel bad for the guy. I wouldn't wish not getting laid on my worst enemy.
     
  10. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    pitied by Danas Boyfrien and Shiv. SFW!
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Poor guy has to be humiliated at dinner today
     
  12. Doctor Ivan

    Doctor Ivan Active Member

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    A total freak and a fucktard like no other.

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  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Schmoopy is having Thanksgiving dinner at Golden Corral.

    He can't get enough of the chocolate waterfall.
     
  15. Tommy

    Tommy New Member Banned User

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    Did you invite him over today?
     
  16. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Shmoopy is...

    On ignore and I couldn't he happier
     
  17. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Great at parties..............




    .....for serving spinach dip out of his head dent.
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    No. I did that last year and he was a dick about it
     
  19. Nunz

    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

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  20. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I'm thankful for our Schmoopy.