Schmoopy... lets talk about the cocaine in South Carolina

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jun 2, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    fuck, bro. you couldve warned me. no bueno. been like 8 hours since i did a line and i feel like my nostrils are completely blocked up.

    also... i feel very dirty
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Prolly 85% baking soda or some shit.
     
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    Shit just got real..
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i wish baking soda was the issue
     
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    Baby lactose.
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    this
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Seems like baking soda would clog a nucca's nostrils. I dunno.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ohhhhhhh. At least it has nutritional value. :c
     
  9. Shivvy

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    ugh. been blowing my nose all morning. my parents want me to go to the movies with them. i may pull a Schmoopy and tell them im still out of it from all the boozing and coke last night
     
  10. Lumpy

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    lol
     
  11. gwartney

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    The good thing is, you won't have any insects crawling around inside you because it was cut with pryrethrins.
     
  12. gilaet

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    Bath salts will clear that right up.
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    do i need to wikipedia the word ""pryethrins"
     
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    fuck that. i read an article on that shit yesterday. ill pass
     
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    I miss coke....it's been a couple of years......by far my favorite drug....
     
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    been over 2 years since i last did it too. i remember why i dont like it now
     
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    come on dumpy lard ass....prescription drugs and food are your favorites...
     
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    Father of the year, ladies and gentlemen.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    do i get a trophy?
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    think it was cut with strychnine? it used to be common to do that in the 1980s and it gives you the shakes and fucks with your sinuses.