Schmoopy on another bender...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Feb 18, 2014.

  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    everybody calm down
     
  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Him & BM are shacked up together in a Myrtle Beach motel.
     
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    Poor Moopy. :bigcry:
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    How come everyone's assholes are falling out and blowing up lately? Schmoopy eats cotton and his colon never ruptures. Besides KOC I know two people in the last month who had ruptured colons!
     
  6. Dirty South

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    Alert on bob's location in honor of Stoopy! :yell:
     
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    Many of you have a longer posting history with Schmoopy than I do, so you are probably more familiar with his patterns. From what I can see, it appears that his incidents are getting closer and closer together.
     
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    i hope he's ok.
     
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    He said he was finding it boring here sometimes lately.
     
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    i can understand how it wouldn't live up to the excitement of a vacuum cleaner store
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Poor guy.
     
  12. geo

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    how do we know he's on a bender?
    maybe he's at an oreck convention.
     
  13. Dirty South

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    I've made that observation a couple times. He has also recently been talking about how he's "fine the next day" and "can handle it."

    Heading towards disaster... :(
     
  14. FunnyFarm2

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    Relax everyone....he went away with the wife and kids for a long weekend. He'll be back soon.
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Mops made my av.
     
  16. Dream Theater

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    Mine too...I wonder if it will be worth anything if he OD's and dies. :depressed:
     
  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Dear Schmoopy,

    Say something, I'm giving up on you
    I'll be the one, if you want me to
    Anywhere, I would've followed you
    Say something, I'm giving up on you

    And I am feeling so small
    It was over my head
    I know nothing at all

    And I will stumble and fall
    I'm still learning to love
    Just starting to crawl

    Say something, I'm giving up on you
    I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
    Anywhere, I would've followed you
    Say something, I'm giving up on you

    And I will swallow my pride
    You're the one that I love
    And I'm saying goodbye

    Say something, I'm giving up on you
    And I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
    And anywhere, I would've followed you

    Say something, I'm giving up on you

    Say something, I'm giving up on you
    Say something

    Love,

    Bar Fags
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You're a real rascal!
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    Well check out this big giant pile of fags in this thread. :c
     
  20. Dream Theater

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    That shit annoys me. :shitcoffee: