Schmoopy, tell me why Kate Upton is not hot

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    There is no way on God's green Earth that any hetero man would not stiffen up at the mere thought of her.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    just wait til the Schmoopster gets here. youll be surprised
     
  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    He hates women
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    She looks really hot here:

    [video=youtube;FcJScBLIEX4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4[/video]
     
  6. Maschine Zeit

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    i would drink her piss.
     
  7. Nantrax

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    I'd give her the 30 greatest seconds of my life.

    :hump:
     
  8. jackie the jerk

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    I hate that stupid arm over the head move she always does when she tries to dance.
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    zeit :hat:
     
  10. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    He'll critique her mole.
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    do you know how to dougie, brah?
     
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    are you fucking kidding me?
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    wanna rub cawks?
     
  15. Maschine Zeit

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    that does bring her down to a 9.
     
  16. DogStar69

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    Because Schtoopy likes men.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mother of God
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Is she dougying in this gif too? I doubt it.

    Really I dont care what she is doing.
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    only zeit could gay up a Kate Upton thread
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    :jj: