Schmoopy... tell me why shes not hot

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, May 24, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    because she has a vagina.
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't think those panties are containing a 9 inch penis.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    IMO, she ranks aboot a $33
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    he'll say shes ugly
     
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    can he use a laser pointer?
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    he can use cotton balls for all i care
     
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    She could lose about 15 :coffee:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoopy is still a virgin. Those are lies he makes up about having had girlfriends. He has never actually been with a woman. He admitted this to me on the phone one time when he was in the middle of a Benzedrex binge and feeling chatty.
     
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    Is that a tattoo or a large crab escaping?
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    is this true
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Some people play hard to get, Schmoop plays hard to like, tolerate, understand etc...
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :jj:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    She isn't ugly but I don't like fake tits if they are. It's hard to tell with that pic. Who is she?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Who wants MrWarmth's cell phone #? :smile:
     
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    Everyone knows it's 1
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Mrs. Shiv
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I think you mean his social security #. Joke fail. :facepalm:
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    alert!!!!
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Post a pic with the both of you together then I'll believe you. You can even shop her in if you want to. :smile: