Schmoopy... tell me why shes not hot

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, May 24, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,909
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    157,708
    Likes Received:
    90,262
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,807
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,320
    Likes Received:
    26,903
    because she has a vagina.
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -441
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,519
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    I don't think those panties are containing a 9 inch penis.
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    5,807
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,320
    Likes Received:
    26,903
    IMO, she ranks aboot a $33
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,909
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    157,708
    Likes Received:
    90,262
    he'll say shes ugly
     
  6. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2011
    Messages:
    63,470
    Likes Received:
    9
    can he use a laser pointer?
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,909
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    157,708
    Likes Received:
    90,262
    he can use cotton balls for all i care
     
  8. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

    Reputations:
    165
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,420
    Likes Received:
    4,643
    She could lose about 15 :coffee:
     
  9. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

    Reputations:
    15,497
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    48,890
    Likes Received:
    17,933
    Schmoopy is still a virgin. Those are lies he makes up about having had girlfriends. He has never actually been with a woman. He admitted this to me on the phone one time when he was in the middle of a Benzedrex binge and feeling chatty.
     
  10. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    26,036
    Likes Received:
    0
    Is that a tattoo or a large crab escaping?
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,909
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    157,708
    Likes Received:
    90,262

    is this true
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

    Reputations:
    50,057
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    38,136
    Likes Received:
    17,070
    Some people play hard to get, Schmoop plays hard to like, tolerate, understand etc...
     
  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    24,966
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    218,182
    Likes Received:
    44,451
    :jj:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    24,966
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    218,182
    Likes Received:
    44,451
    She isn't ugly but I don't like fake tits if they are. It's hard to tell with that pic. Who is she?
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    24,966
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    218,182
    Likes Received:
    44,451
    Who wants MrWarmth's cell phone #? :smile:
     
  16. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

    Reputations:
    165
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    43,420
    Likes Received:
    4,643

    Everyone knows it's 1
     
  17. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    250,909
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    157,708
    Likes Received:
    90,262
    Mrs. Shiv
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    24,966
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    218,182
    Likes Received:
    44,451
    I think you mean his social security #. Joke fail. :facepalm:
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars Gold

    Reputations:
    15,497
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    48,890
    Likes Received:
    17,933
    alert!!!!
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    24,966
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    218,182
    Likes Received:
    44,451
    Post a pic with the both of you together then I'll believe you. You can even shop her in if you want to. :smile: