Schmoopy, tell me why you wouldnt stick your 40 year old dick in this

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. Shivvy

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    Holy jesus, look at that gap in the crotch area.
     
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    The inside thighs look PSed but yes I would hit it in a second.
     
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    i would, but can i get a boatload of tetracycline after?
     
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    Just wait for the burning pee and you'll know when to start with the meds :coffee:
     
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    Wouldn't his dick be much younger than 40 if it hasn't been used much? :dontknow:
     
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    too jewy
     
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    no. my heart is 30 and i dont use it at all
     
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    [schmoopy] too pasty :puke: [schmoopy]
     
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    Snoopy is too busy searching thru pics of male porn stars of the 80s and 90s so he can find the guy who looks like the guy in Popeye Saavedra's avatar. :gaytweeker:
     
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    its that crotch area that bothers schmoopy.....theres no cock there....
     
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    really? she's perfect!!
     
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    I suspect Shiv secretly respects and admires Schmoopy for all he has achieved in life.
     
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    im jealous
     
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    :jj:
     
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    This is a chick. It's a trick question, right?
     
  19. Shivvy

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    its a chick
     
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    :pilot::boobs::animalgod: