SCHMOOPY when you get in here

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by wigtropolis, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I just saw this pretty cute spokesgirl on an Oreck commercial. You should use your connections in the Oreck community to date her. She looks like good wife material and she would be impressed with your Oreck knowledge!
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Do you want me to teach you how to PM?
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    t.o.p.l.e.s.s.
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    staff start getting rid of these shit threads it's bad for buisness
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Now listen to me eric. You don't blow your money on comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damn bit of good. And the nude mags are gonna be inherited by you when you're sixteen anyway.Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth and gives you bad breath and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock tv shirts or hip hop gear or anything like that. Arcade games, pick out one that you can do, ok? One that you can do as opposed to a bunch of 'em where you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
     
  6. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    sorting by how many stars a thread is rated
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't think he has connections. I just think his dad pays him under the table so he doesn't go on a bath salt rampage.
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    ok
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Smoopy, a few people in the other thread didn't believe you'd attack my son, please clear that up for them.

    :hat:
     
  11. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh **** VIP

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    New Av.:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:
     
  12. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    Schmoopy, would you have preferred a pm on this matter.
    have you seen the commercial
     
  13. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    [video=youtube;tzdJxgm1dWk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzdJxgm1dWk&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You wouldn't be able to send me a PM unless you're one of my contacts or are on my friend list. I was forced to take these drastic steps due to an annoying individual. :hhh:

    I've seen her and she doesn't do anything for me.
     
  15. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    ok
    /thread
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That av represents my heartbeat and it might be sped up this evening. :whistle:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Wig! :derp:
     
  18. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    coke?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Not enough caffeine in Coke. :wtf:
     
  20. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    So yer falling off the wagon today? :yay:
    Weclome back to the dark side, brother
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