Schmoopy, why are you posting in the Portland Craigslist???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Dec 18, 2014.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Fucking degenerate, look at this:

    Want any dildo, or butt plug (wood village)

    I am interested in sex toys, but buying them is out of the question, since I do not have a credit card nor do I have a car. I will accept gently use equipment, any and all sizes are fine XD.
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    pity toast
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Thanks Naz, this is why you're my favorite hoser!!
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Wood village is where he lives, or the butt plug brand?! Lol!
     
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  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    This might be the worst thread ever started on any message board.
     
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  6. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP

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    the bigger question is what are you doing reading that shit
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Believe it or not, it was in the "wanted" section- I was looking for someone who wanted some furniture.
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Ugh the cat was just :owned:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. larryluncg

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    post link or it didn't happen
     
  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Last edited: Dec 18, 2014
  11. Just Peachy

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    @Schmoopy

    What determines if you post a poorly created and executed shop, saying Ugh in response to every post, ignoring a post, or answering as Schmippy??? How do you develop that finely honed comedic talent of yours?

    Just wondering.

    Signed,

    Sleepless in Seattle
     
  12. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    From all the shit you people say about Schmoopy, the general profile is, drug addict with a racoon hair piece, 4 toothed homosexual with a propensity for mechanical and oversized sex toys. He's mentally ill suicidal lives alone and sells vacume bags even tho his family is filthy rich.

    :nooo:
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    and he steals from his parents
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Yes Anfkid, that's pretty much Schmoopy.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    And he rinses his toupee in the sink :jj:
     
  16. larryluncg

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Working My Nuts Off VIP

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    Dances to trance music for other men :jj: wtf is wrong with everyone here?
     
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  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj: Right? What guy here HASN'T done that a time or two?