Schmoopy why did you get kicked out of the Navy?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I dont know the whole story
    Did you get kicked out of basic training?
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch Gold

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    Dishonorable discharge
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    And....here come the lies.:lol:
     
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  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I'm not discussing this again, Topo!
     
  6. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Don't ask. Don't tell. He told.
     
  7. gwartney

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    He didn't get kicked out. He went awol and was in the brig. One eyed pirate pappy pulled some strings and got him out.
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    Damn that looks really bad on a person Schmoop.
    Since you won't discuss it, I'm forced to believe what other posters tell me.
     
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    what kind of discharge?

    where did you go when AWOL Schmoopy?
     
  10. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    what was the food like in Navy jail?
     
  11. gwartney

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    IF he'd stayed in he might have become a killing machine.
     
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    He's still in the navy. Just undercover like Casey fucking Ryback.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Too much seamen on his poop deck.
     
  14. Anfkid

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    Here's the real story as I remember it from THE OTHER PLACE. He was a cook in the Navy and was discharged for unexcused absences. He later applied for a job with the navy as just a worker in kitchen services and did that for two years.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    He was part of the Tailgait scandal..But instead of sexually assaulting the women he berated them
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Remember, this was in the days of don't ask, don't tell.
     
  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    My guess is the Navy never considered him in the service. It was an ELS, Entry Level Separation. You are not considered ever part of the service.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    My guess is he was bunked in between to mateys and thought he had to "row the boat"
     
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    Like his hero Evil Dick Cheney, he had "other priorities"

    :eek:
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Screaming "ramming speed" at the top of his lungs.
     
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