Schmoopy why did you get kicked out of the Navy?

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  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I dont know the whole story
    Did you get kicked out of basic training?
     
  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Dishonorable discharge
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    And....here come the lies.:lol:
     
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  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'm not discussing this again, Topo!
     
  6. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Don't ask. Don't tell. He told.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    He didn't get kicked out. He went awol and was in the brig. One eyed pirate pappy pulled some strings and got him out.
     
  8. Napoleon V

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    Damn that looks really bad on a person Schmoop.
    Since you won't discuss it, I'm forced to believe what other posters tell me.
     
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    what kind of discharge?

    where did you go when AWOL Schmoopy?
     
  10. Napoleon V

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    what was the food like in Navy jail?
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    IF he'd stayed in he might have become a killing machine.
     
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    He's still in the navy. Just undercover like Casey fucking Ryback.
     
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    Too much seamen on his poop deck.
     
  14. Anfkid

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    Here's the real story as I remember it from THE OTHER PLACE. He was a cook in the Navy and was discharged for unexcused absences. He later applied for a job with the navy as just a worker in kitchen services and did that for two years.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    He was part of the Tailgait scandal..But instead of sexually assaulting the women he berated them
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Remember, this was in the days of don't ask, don't tell.
     
  17. Chief2Kick

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    My guess is the Navy never considered him in the service. It was an ELS, Entry Level Separation. You are not considered ever part of the service.
     
  18. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    My guess is he was bunked in between to mateys and thought he had to "row the boat"
     
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    Like his hero Evil Dick Cheney, he had "other priorities"

    :eek:
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Screaming "ramming speed" at the top of his lungs.
     
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