Schmoopy would totally beat Chriza in a fist fight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

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    Word is born
     
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    bath salts ftw
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why would Schmoopy and I be fist fighting :wtf:
     
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    :quote: Retard Strength :quote:
     
  6. Shivvy

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    I don't think it'd even be close
     
  7. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    kill him
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Shivvy, do you power lift for killer lats and traps like Schmoopy?
     
  9. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Have you seen the guns on that kid?
     
  10. Shivvy

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    The only gun Chriza has is for Duck Hunt
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's not true

    I don't even have that anymore :nocheer:
     
  12. wigtropolis

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    Schmoopy would beat a lot of people here. retard strength, don't under estimate it
     
  13. Lemmy

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    :finish him:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    although he is a denthead retard, that faggot has strength from lifting
     
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    I'm sure he would kick my ass too. I haven't fought in 25 years and the thought of it scares me. Though I could throw down back in the day and am now in better shape. I just don't want my face to get any uglier, if that's possible.
     
  16. Shivvy

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    Wonder Child would come to the rescue
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck that if I'm getting my ass kicked I don't want her to see it :jj:
     
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    Schmoopy would be ragging on your girlfriend or wife while he was beating you up as well.
    a double whammy per se
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh man that sounds like a bad day :nojj:
     
  20. Shivvy

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    I just spit out my Corona