Schmoopy's ass boil

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  1. LonghornJ

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    Schmoopy has an ass boil. ITT we share encouraging thoughts in his time of struggle.
     
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    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Would be a good name for a mult.
     
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    Update this thread.:cmon:
     
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    Here's what you need to do:

    1. Take a mild pain reliever to control the pain, and wipe the area with a antiseptic.
    2. Place a towel dampened with warm water onto the boil to hasten its ripening and to ease the pain. You'll know the boil is ready when you see a small opening at it's center with a yellow material protruding from it.
    3. Take a glass bottle with a round mouth big enough to surround your boil when placed over it. You can also try a glass or a jar.
    4. Burn a piece of paper and while it is still on fire, place it inside the bottle or glass and wait a few seconds before you put out so that the bottle is warm. Alternatively, you can stand the bottle in a pot of hot or warm water for a few minutes until it is warm.
    5. Immediately place the mouth of the bottle into the boil and press it against the skin. As it cools, the temperature difference will create a sucking effect and hold it there for a few minutes, which will pull the boil out.
    6. Clean the wound with clean water and antiseptic or a gentle anti-bacterial soap and bandage it.
    7. Repeat every three or four hours until the pus and dead skin is gone.
    When the procedure is done correctly, pus and dirty blood will be sucked up into the bottle, and your pain will be relieved.
     
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    @Dave Matthews
     
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    UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Troubled Board Trickster Moopy. :nojj:
     
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    I think it popped last night. I tried to see it in the mirror:jj: and it looks like the head's off it, but it still really hurts.
     
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    Round mouth :jj:
     
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    I'M NOT A FUCKING TRICKSTER, GOAT PECKER!
     
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    I wish I could tell you what OEJP wants me to do. Maybe I will once this is over with.:secret:
     
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    Give me some Norcos.
     
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    Hmm... He wants you to:

    Take a long walk off a short pier
    Make like Tom and Cruise

    No wait...

    Go fuck yourself
     
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    I'd probably have to take 10 of them at one time to feel anything.
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    Schmippy isn't a trickster, but he sure as hell is a tease.:grad:
     
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    Fuck off, Ferry B!
     
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    I am seriously thinking about doing what I said in the other thread. Hanky still hasn't updated this thread.:mad: