Schmoopy's mom: I might abort my 37 year old son with a tire iron

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  1. Chriza

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    Do rental mustangs have tire irons? I wonder
     
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    She's already stressing Thanksgiving. :(
     
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    Why not use a vacuum :idea:
     
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    Schmoopy is 47.
     
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    Judging from the dent in his head, there was at least one botched abortion attempt.
     
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    Should I be wearing 3D glasses?
     
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    Would you let Schmoopy babysit your kids?
     
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    I wouldn't let Schmoopy babysit a house plant.
     
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    Watch a goddamn tutorial!
     
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    Oscar Wilde made that gif.:wub:
     
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    You people are obsessed with me, Lever and AG.:crazy:
     
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    Cookie wishes One Eye had watched a tutorial on how to properly put on a rubber. :facepalm:
     
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    Dad eye jokes.:facepalm:
     
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    They didn't have Magnum's back then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd::mspin:
     
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    People are fascinated by the mentally challenged and psychologically damaged. :dontknow:
     
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    Oh.
     
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