!!!Schoopy!!! Please critique my brand new av when you wake up.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by flailingfish, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    Hal pirated my old av so I had to make a new one. I trust your eye, so send me to school.

    But first I need to tell you about some of the terrific though process that went on with creating this exciting and adventurous av.

    First we have a really creepy old style dummy, I could have stopped right there and it is a already a homerun.
    I decided to add a little splash of color, so I thought adding an animated dildo or two would be nice. You are the king of motion graphics, so I am just following
    my inspiration or should I say, your inspiration!!!!

    I thought to myself, is there anything I can add that might turn this into a grand slam. If you look closely, the dildo is a perfectly sculpted miniature Obama.

    Don't say you didn't read all this shit either. If you are a true gif mastermind, it is your duty to pass on any wisdom and pro tips you have encountered on your own artistic journey.



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  2. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Skip with the foreplay and just suck his dick. Schmoopy is in no position to be picky.
     
  3. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    oh yea this wont giv me nightmares
     
  4. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    I'm interested in his mind.
    The man is a creative force.
    You have seen his animated gifs?
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    mines better
     
  6. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    i like hals better but yours is good
     
  7. Swayze

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Schmoopy just called me and told me to tell you that it sucks bad and you should take it down.
     
  9. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Might be a tad better if the dildos were flesh colored. I'm not a fan of sucking blue cock
     
  10. Swayze

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    First we have a really creepy old style dummy, I could have stopped right there and it is a already a homerun.


    :lol:
     
  11. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    what else did the master artist say
     
  12. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    yeah it's freaky
     
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  13. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    schmoop! come out and play
     
  14. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    bump for schmoopy, awaiting your professional eye
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  16. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    schmoop has got the eye for this shit.