Entertainment Scientist/artist Willow Smith drops surprise album

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    Teen visionary Willow Smith has been dropping allusions to December 11 on Twitter, and now it’s clear why. Willow Smith has dropped her first album, called Ardipithecus.


    Speaking to The FADER via email, Willow explained the album’s title and concept as follows:

    "Ardipithecus Ramidus is the scientific name of the first hominid bones found on earth. I wanted to name my musical compilation after it because, while I was making these songs I was in such a transitional state. Digging deep in the soil of my heart and finding bits and pieces of my ancient self that tell stories, which end up being the lyrics to the songs. Ardipithecus is my first album in my entire career and it makes me feel so blessed to be able to share my evolution with the LightEaters as I continue excavating my inner worlds…"

    "I have an ongoing list of F Q-C songs," Willow said. "These songs were created through characters I have developed within my mind."



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    do you hate him as much as you hate Beth?
     
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    Waiting for her balloon to land.
    It won't be pretty
     
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    She gave us that terrible song.......that gave us this:
     
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    I'd rather be homeless then have to grownup in the Smith house

    Lots of Scientology references in her diatribe
     
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    can someone beat the shit out of their parents for raising her and just as equally retarded brother?
     
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    I'm looking forward to her suicide in a few years

    Please take alot of drugs then a nice bath
     
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    Howard Sterns wife?
     
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    It's the girl this time.

    I know it's confusing. The son dresses like a girl and the daughter dresses like a dude. I lose track myself sometimes.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    yes
     
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    why does he hate her?
     
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    He's not my favorite, but that is genius. Well, not genius, but good stuff. :)
     
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    Shhh
     
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    :no:They have purpose.
     
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    His Neil Young impression is the only thing worth a damn he has ever done.
     
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    I'm confused as to what the purpose is though
     
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    You know if I was dictator I would name the Smith and Kardashian families enemies of the state.
     
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    I don't know about that. Ever heard "Idiot boyfriend"? :)
     
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    Somebody help- my eyes just rolled the fuck out of my head. :eek:
     
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    You know, me too!
     
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