Scientists prove- Text stating that Jesus Was Fucking a Woman is not fake...

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  1. illini fan

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    I hope not: His wife would have been 400 years old when the "gospel" was written. He should be able to get someone a bit younger.
     
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    Don't believe it. People have said Howard was fucking a woman too.
     
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    It's interesting when earlier text are found relating to the Bible but Churches keep preaching the old stuff. Why don't they ever bring things up like the Lost Gospels? Or the actual number of the beast? I would attend a Church that spoke about the latest developments. I find stuff like that fascinating.
     
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    Well everybody knows he was in the friendzone with Mary of Magdelin. :coffee:
     
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    There are a ton of legitimately ancient, but still false, stories about Christ and his teaching.

    There are some rejected "gospels" that say the only path for a woman to get to heaven is by attaching herself to a man and being completely obedient to him. If only that one were true! Maybe my girlfriend wouldn't have such a problem with waxing my asshole for me...er, I mean blowing me. Because waxing my asshole would be gay...
     
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    Why would someone believe a text from a mobile phone anyways? Sal and Richard probably sent it.
     
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    I love how the Vatican won't say a word when priests are molesting thousands of kids every year, but if you suggest that Jesus might have fucked a woman, they'll speak up and get all pissy.
     
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    I find it silly that Jesus loses any credibility because he may have had a wife.
     
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    What in the fuck's sake is wrong with the Huffpost? Any Goddamn story I open up from them jams up the works for my browser.

    Anyone else have this problem?
     
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    Considering he probably would have been stoned to death for being a fucking oddball back then by not getting married.
     
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    FlaFla problems. :coffee:
     
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    This. I find it annoying that even if someone had some crazy time traveling machine and could video record Jesus talking about his marriage most religious people wouldn't believe it...Cause it doesn't say it in the Bible.
     
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    Nope.
     
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    ^This.
     
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    Who knew that the committee that got together and put The New Testament together would be full of shit? :dontknow:
     
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    Nope.

    I'm not in Firefox, fuckface.
     
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    If you're using IE...
     
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    [video=youtube;DSwG9Tojg9I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSwG9Tojg9I[/video]
     
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    Okay, checked out the story in IE :)facepalm:) and it works fine. . . .

    From what I see, it's something from the Copts in Egypt that suggests early Christians, at least in that area, believed Jesus was married. The piece is estimated to be as old as the fourth century or as recent as the ninth century.