Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Feb 10, 2012.
Wig glue makes you unfunny are boring and out of touch,
this explains everything.
doesn't glue come from horses? hmm
i used to eat elmer's glue when i was a child and look at me i am fine
From my own observations: fake chiclet choppers make you lack self-awareness.
Scientists say that having another man pick out your clothes means you are either retarded or really fucking gay.
And if your "wardrobe consultant" also trims your belly hair, you definitely swallow. Ooogah!
Scientist say that if you have the voice and speech patterns of a 12 yr old when you are a 40 year old woman, that obviously your high school principal molested you when he came to your house when you were suspended.