Scientists say

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Wig glue makes you unfunny are boring and out of touch,


    this explains everything.
     
  2. racerx

    racerx New Member

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    doesn't glue come from horses? hmm
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i used to eat elmer's glue when i was a child and look at me i am fine :hat:
     
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    From my own observations: fake chiclet choppers make you lack self-awareness.
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Scientists say that having another man pick out your clothes means you are either retarded or really fucking gay.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    :c
     
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    And if your "wardrobe consultant" also trims your belly hair, you definitely swallow. Ooogah!
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Scientist say that if you have the voice and speech patterns of a 12 yr old when you are a 40 year old woman, that obviously your high school principal molested you when he came to your house when you were suspended.