Scientology "cult" considers a New Girlfriend for Tom Cruise!

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Wow-we I just heard this on the news.....
    Tom Cruise is considering Lindsey Lohan as his new girlfriend? It was on E! News....He doesn't have a say in this..it's who the Scientology leaders choose for him!

    And they think this a good match? So he can help her get off the booze and drugs? (and teach her to drive :facepalm: ) He loves to FIX People..that's his thing so LL would be a great project for Tom Cruise!

    anyone else hear this??

    peace & love
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    The wackness level would go through the roof :rofl:
     
  3. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    they must call up Ute Scoop MaGee and remove her uterus first! They will not allow women with cramps to cramp Satan, oooops....I mean Toms style!
     
  4. Haroof

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    You'd have to be an imbecile to believe this.
     
  5. NotMyBro

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    I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe Scientology brainwashing could fix her? :c
     
  6. DogStar69

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    It's perfect to fix a gay guy with a lez.
     
  7. Missypooh RN

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    :winner:
     
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    Ding Ding Ding
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  9. Quietus

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    No. He considered her GF material when he was looking for a wife after he divorced that Aussie. His list of names also included Katie Holmes, who he ended up with in the end.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    they're still trying to breed back l. ron hubbard :facepalm:
     
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    i like her.
     
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    Somewhere a mod thought it would be funny to move a BenBas thread over to here....:coffee:
     
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    naz is all LOOK AT ME! :kitty:
     
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    fuckin' mod dumping shit threads in the Bar :grr:
     
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    He might fall in to her vagina on account of he's so short, and shes got a ...well, you know
     
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    Sorry for stumbling on your secret little meeting of fucking morons.
     
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    how deliciously wicked!
     
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    Mrs. Pembrake??? Is that you ?????? :right:



    Anyway, I have always liked BenBas and I wish she'd post more in the Bar......
     
  20. harlock

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    She's a sweetheart. They moved her thread here though.