Scientology "cult" considers a New Girlfriend for Tom Cruise!

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  1. BenBas

    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    Wow-we I just heard this on the news.....
    Tom Cruise is considering Lindsey Lohan as his new girlfriend? It was on E! News....He doesn't have a say in this..it's who the Scientology leaders choose for him!

    And they think this a good match? So he can help her get off the booze and drugs? (and teach her to drive :facepalm: ) He loves to FIX People..that's his thing so LL would be a great project for Tom Cruise!

    anyone else hear this??

    peace & love
     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    The wackness level would go through the roof :rofl:
     
  3. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    they must call up Ute Scoop MaGee and remove her uterus first! They will not allow women with cramps to cramp Satan, oooops....I mean Toms style!
     
  4. Haroof

    Haroof New Member

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    You'd have to be an imbecile to believe this.
     
  5. NotMyBro

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    I can't believe I'm saying this but maybe Scientology brainwashing could fix her? :c
     
  6. DogStar69

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    It's perfect to fix a gay guy with a lez.
     
  7. Missypooh RN

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    :winner:
     
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  9. Quietus

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    No. He considered her GF material when he was looking for a wife after he divorced that Aussie. His list of names also included Katie Holmes, who he ended up with in the end.
     
  10. MatthewT

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    they're still trying to breed back l. ron hubbard :facepalm:
     
  11. babybear

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    i like her.
     
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    Somewhere a mod thought it would be funny to move a BenBas thread over to here....:coffee:
     
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    naz is all LOOK AT ME! :kitty:
     
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    fuckin' mod dumping shit threads in the Bar :grr:
     
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    He might fall in to her vagina on account of he's so short, and shes got a ...well, you know
     
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    Sorry for stumbling on your secret little meeting of fucking morons.
     
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    how deliciously wicked!
     
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    Mrs. Pembrake??? Is that you ?????? :right:



    Anyway, I have always liked BenBas and I wish she'd post more in the Bar......
     
  20. harlock

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    She's a sweetheart. They moved her thread here though.