News Scooter-riding 85 year old busted for offering payment to touch boobs in grocer!

he's my hero!

Police: Elderly Fla. man banned from store after asking to play with lady's breasts
A Florida man was banned from entering a Lake County-area Publix after police said he offered a woman $20 if he could “play with” her breasts.

James Deward Chaska, 85, was riding through the store on a scooter on the afternoon of Aug. 10 when he motioned for a woman to come up to him, The Villages News reports. As the woman approached, police said he took her hand and told her he “wanted to play with her boobs” and would give her $20 if she accepted.


The woman pulled her hand away, and Chaska told her, “So you’re not that type of girl,” police added. The woman told the store manager, who alerted the authorities. Chaska told police that he was joking, but the manager said they had received several complaints about him touching customers.

He was banned from the store with the threat of arrest on trespassing charges if he returns, The Villages News added.

 

Here is another Florida Publix story...

Police: Florida couple arrested for having afternoon sex in Publix parking lot
Three people were arrested Thursday after police said a Florida man and woman were found engaging in sexual acts in a vehicle in a grocery store parking lot while another woman watched from the back seat.

Jason Ronald Saurette, 44, was found in a silver Chrysler in an Eustis-area grocery store parking lot around 5:30 p.m. Thursday with Spring Ladawn Aiken, who was performing sexual acts on him, while Angel Chanel Hanson watched, the Daily Commercial reports.


Lake County Sheriff's Office
Police said several people complained to the store manager. The vehicle was parked just three spots from the front of the Publix.

Drugs were found in Saurette’s pocket and in backpacks in the car's trunk, police said. He was arrested on disorderly conduct and drug charges while Aiken was charged with disorderly conduct and Hanson was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.

 

@dawg why is t there a Florida tag yet?

 

99% of the assholes in FL come from the North East.

 

He should just take creeper pics.

 

Nope not buying it

Them are local weirdos

 

I lived in FL my whole life. I am an expert. A scientist, if you will.

@Engaged Chicken knows my credentials.

 

I would let a stranger play with mine for $10!!

 

PM me.

 

Publix is much nicer than Walmart.

 

What kind of trouble would you get in if you just get caught screwing in your car?

 

darn,i only have a 20 dollar bill on me.

 

I will totally be the 85 year old looking for boobies still.


It will never end

 

He's 85 and it seems like a fair trade.