Sea Isle City Snatch

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  1. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    She was 16 I was 17....blonde hair green eyes.....freaking gorgeous. ...anyway her grandparents had a house in Sea Isle City in Jersey, it was a hot as hell day, we were on the beach but all I could think about was nailing her....we went in the ocean, got out and went back to her house Im horny as fuck ans cant believe Im going to bang this babe......Id been with her a long time but was shocked I had such a piece for a girlfriend. Anyway she lays down on the bed
    and I start kissing her tight tummy and rubbing her snatch, I proceed to put my head between her legs and FUCK I smell seaweed. Her snatch smelled like the fucking Atlantic Ocean a pungent seaweed smell, I get up run into the bathroom and puke....we were kids so she doesn't get it that it was the ocean and not her snatch...it was too late I was shut out of Sea Isle Snatch that weekend
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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  4. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    yes, the seaweed created the odor. Because lots of seaweed gets hung up in peoples crotches.
     
  5. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I have a hunch that you weren't 17 and this story happend yesterday
     
  6. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Shit thread. :shit: