"Seacrest has never had a witty thought. Everything he says is written down for him"

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I remember when your show was funny when you had joke writers.
     
  2. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    JACKIE = Only Comedy/Joke Writer Stern Ever Had . . . :(
     
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  3. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    delusional old man
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    pieces of vinyl boff

    howard - 'ugh everytime he says that it makes me sick. that's like saying how many pieces of hair do i have (falls flat)'

    *benjy scribbles*

    howard - 'how many files of digital do you have? do you refer to your teeth as pieces of ivory? how many pieces of ivory do you have?'

    benjy saves the bit! :dance:
     
  5. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    His jealousy of Seacrest was just oozing out this morning:secret:
     
  6. Greekfreak

    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    I was just listening to an older clip from about 2008, and the old queen was saying the same bullshit then, even if Seacrest did oblige him once and came on the show. he's jealous because Seacrest skated to the top much faster than him, and is good-looking.
     
  7. Tinman

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    Yep, we have pics of Howard's heads-up display showing that he needs the most trivial things written down for him...

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    "You've got a great body, you should take your clothes off!":facepalm:
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    Oh... is Howard back to bashing Ryan Seacrest again? After buddying up with him last year during AGT and palling around on his radio show?
     
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    i'd love to see those
     
  11. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Howard never had a witty thought because Benjy's shit isn't funny or smart.
     
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    johnvarvatos New Member Banned User

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    Seacrest is a fuckin genius compared to Hampton. he started a production company that I'm sure has made him millions Howard tried to start a production company and couldn't get one show on the air. Howard is a pathetic asshole who has become Don Imus
    and Larry king pathetic old men with trophy wives who didn't know when it was time to leave the airwaves. what a pathetic fuck!!
     
  13. shani3

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    Howard's entire "shock jock" persona was courtesy of Jackie and (to a lesser extent) Fred. Notice how Howard started to "evolve" after Jackie left.
     
  14. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    At least Seacrest can tell the difference between someone feeding him lines through his ear piece and who is actually talking on air. I think it is funny that Howard constantly repeats what Robin and others say on the air because he is too stupid or lazy to tell whether it is someone feeding him a line or speaking to him on the air.
     
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    mattzane227 Active Member

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    You guys are delusional. Everyone on the planet hates Seacrest and you homos stand up for him b/c Howard hates him too?
     
  16. Tinman

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    So now you speak for the whole planet? :facepalm:
     
  17. tHISisKiSSeL

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    howard used to be witty though. i think even the senile HS is witty for about 20 seconds per month.
     
  18. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Not defending Seacrest. We are pointing out Howard's hypocrisy. He is blasting Seacrest for doing something he has been doing for his entire career.
     
  19. Bosh

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    Well, Howard's BFF Jimmy Kimmel is exactly that.
     
  20. mattzane227

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    Okay everyone except you. :facepalm: