Seagal in Russia with Fedor and Putin

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  1. HAL

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    [video=youtube;EOZKfxtcs5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOZKfxtcs5U&feature=player_embedded[/video]

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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    this thread is gay as fuck
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Not your best effort HAL, borderline irresponsible.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fuck hal
     
  5. banksy

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    Why was Mr Seagal there HAL?
     
  6. HAL

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    Sensai Seagal was there because hes an expert martial artist
     
  7. Swayze

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    He's the mother of mother russia

    He's the puppet master so to speak

    Look it up its all there
     
  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Putin is despicable. Seagal has no shame.
     
  9. banksy

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    but he is supposed to be protecting the fine upstanding coloreds of New Orleans from the criminals.
     
  10. Swayze

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    Seagal kicked a guys arm clean off

    It's on video somewhere

    Guy died instantly
     
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  12. HAL

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    Seagal helps train the greatest fighter of all time, Anderson Silva
     
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    who is fatter, Hal or seagal
     
  14. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    you
     
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    Putin would kick that fat fuck's ass.
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    HAL when was the last time you left your house?
     
  17. HAL

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    Seagal speaks perfect Rastafarian and Ebonics

    In addition to English of course.
     
  19. HAL

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    I stood outside for awhile yesterday. Does that count?

    and today Im going over to my friends place to smoke kush and crystal hash
     
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