Seagulls + laxatives

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    That wasnt funny. Hopefully those kids are killed by ISIS
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Do I even want to watch :facepalm:
     
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    Chuck C is going to get off on the baby part. Sicko
     
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    There used to be a rumor that if you fed a seagul Alka Seltzer it would explode. We tried it as kids but never saw it work.
     
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    yes. fucking brilliant :jj:
     
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    That was funny if real, don't seagulls shit non stop anyways?.

    In high school a guy I knew took a sleeve of alka type tabs from the science room, and stuffed them into bagel chunks. I saw the birds swallow the chunks, sometimes the tab would get spit out somehow,or other times they must have just belched it out, because they would just sit there and mill about like seagulls do when they run out of food.
     
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