WTF seattle man seeks happy ending

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

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    Then on Feb. 7, a surveillance camera outside the home captured the man again, who had completely covered himself -- save for his hands and genitals -- in dark clothing, a hood, and toe shoes. (Police say the dark clothing appears white on the night vision camera.)

    Toe shoes. :artiejj:
     
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    My alibi is solid
     
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    There's some crazy cats on the west coast. Gee I wonder if he's a registered voter and who he's voting for.
     
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    Have they released his dawgshed user name yet?
     
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    I thought a happy ending is when someone else does it for you..
     
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    No doubt Bernie sent him..
     
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    Looking for love over at UW? Nothing but Lena Dunham-esque granola types. Bring a razor for some pit shaving.
     
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    No video? I just wanted to know if jizz come out black on night vision.
     
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    He should go to Belltown, First Hill or drive up to hot chick Central Vancouver
     
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