Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Jun 3, 2016.
Always wondered about the handshake.
I have to shake a lot of hands due to business, some dudes have the handshake that makes you go wtf was that
No kidding. Like when you're shaking their hand and they swap it for their cock. First time it happened to me the semen almost hit my tie.
The only time a homosexual has attempted to get with me, it was far more direct.
@garypagetwo , is this true?
I haven't received the handshake, but I soon get asked if I "have any kids"? Than I throw up a little in my mouth.
I met @Shivvy once and he tried this same kind of shit on me. It looked more like when two white breads try to act cool and do a handshake greeting, but one tries to actually shake hands while the other simultaneously tries to fist bump. Very awkward. And very gay.
Come to think of it, when I met daveindiego he did shake my hand like this.
I was in Osaka and we just closed a deal. After lots of drink I go to take a piss and some underling Jap dude wants to shake my hand after I just took a piss. I kindly backed away bowing out the door.
i'll tell a quick story.......I was travelling for work and stopped at a Boston Pizza sports bar. I was dead tired, not in a social mood, just wanted a beer, some food and to read the newspaper (I grabbed one for the sole reason of looking preoccupied....I was in a bit of a bad mood). guy sitting two seats down from me at the bar keeps staring at me, I can see it out of my peripheral but i'm not interested in talking so I just ignore it.
maybe 15 minutes in I hear him ask the bartender for a pen and I go to the bathroom. when I get back there's a note sitting on top of my newspaper that says "Blowjob?" with a phone number. I think "holy shit" and start looking around for any girl possibly looking my way (too good to be true) then it hits me that the guy next to me is gone and I remember him asking for a pen. i toss the paper aside and it fucking blows over on the ground where the girl bartender picks it up and looks disgusted for a second but then she figures it out and laughs. she says that guy always comes in a sits by himself and is really weird.
i guess i'll take it as a compliment. i hope it works out for that guy someday
Was it any good?
For a straight guy, Mike Huckabee sure thinks about the details of gay life a lot.
didn't call....too tired. i should have at least called and talked to the dude for a minute
I feel molested just reading the description.
A male , kinda hot ex-co-worker/ex-friend came over and got drunk with my husband at my place. My husband passed out. The friend made his way to the bedroom (where I was sleeping), got in the bed with me and whispered "You know... you've always been great to talk to, why don't we mess around a little?" I jumped out of the bed and turned the light on. He had his hand on his (gigantic) ween. I woke my husband and he went to the bedroom, dragged the guy out of our bed and threw him out after knocking him around a little. We have zero contact now thankfully.
Wait, are you saying the guy who shook my hand and then blew me yesterday was a homosexual? Gross.
Was he already on his knees when he did it?
@HAL do you know anything about this?