Secret to a good marriage

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, Apr 18, 2014.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Try to stay away from your wife,then you will miss her,so it keeps the marriage strong. Spend time with her,thats where the tension is
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Downtown
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Try to stay away and spend time with.
    Got it.
     
  4. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    yup.over 36 yrs for me.
     
  5. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    as long as goatcabin checks in,this will be a good thread
     
  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    The secret is beer...duh...bonus if your wife likes drinking it with you :cheer:
     
  7. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    in my situation spending as little time as possible works,I am sure its not typical.We stress each other out. But when I am at work I miss her
     
  8. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    it helps here and there
     
  9. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    it also bugs me she barely speaks english.
     
  10. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    As long as you're happy.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Did you order a bride?
     
  12. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Still far from happy,I am like Humpty Dumpty,always need to be reassembled.
     
  13. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    french,a little english. I live in Quebec Canada
     
  14. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    sweet woman though. But still i miss being alone
     
  15. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    It also helps if you don't act like an asshole to your wife.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Thanks for the secret.
     
  17. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I am nice too,about 50% of the time.
     
  18. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    So you need space away,miss wife,then your with her,and start the stress
     
  19. EasyJesus

    EasyJesus Pappy Gold

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    Marriage is the hardest thing I have ever done :nocheer:
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Ram your dick in her ass. That does it every single time :)