Secrets of unclogging a clogged toilet?

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ... Visiting with my elderly uncle today, and he's got a clogged shitter.... Unfortunalety I don't have the stomach for festering clogged up poop.... I've tried plunging the thing on two different occasions, but the second the smell of shit hits my nostrils, I'm done.. I start dry heaving violently .... I've tried wrapping a towel around my nose, etc, but the smell peirces right through ........... Any tricks one can use to loosen this dam of toilet paper & turd up so I can get the Hell out of here? ... Roto-Rooter is a last resort, obviously .. But, I didn't want to make this an all day affair waiting around for them ... There's got to be a way
     
  2. Napoleon V

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    Use your hand pussy.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    lol phan's kitchen sink is plugged bc he empties his colostomy bag in it.

    :quote: toilet :quote:

    :lol:
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Ew.
     
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    this
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Stick your hand in there and pull it out, sissy.
     
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    Call a plumber.
     
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    Not gonna happen
     
  9. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Shit thread:echick:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    BOON poop:jj:
     
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    So easy to manipulate the Basement Boy :jj:... Go fetch, boy.. Go, fetch :snicker:
    Say "hi" to ma for me...
     
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    You talk about poop a lot.
     
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    put some canoe cologne on under your nostrils for the smell
     
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    I took a massive, almost violent dump last night.
     
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    I had a wipe-optional last week. So satisfying.
     
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    Denver, John. :nojj: