Politics Seems like Homeland Security is on top of things

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  1. LaserT

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    From yesterday's questioning of Kelli Ann Burriesci, the Deputy Assistant Secretary, Screening Coordination Office of Policy, Department on Homeland Security.


    Pretty scary stuff. This is who they sent to answer the questions and represent the office on how they are doing. She seems like a lost high school kid.




    "I don't have those numbers...I don't know.....Don't know those numbers...uhhh we don't know...etc" Oh that's great. Thanks Kelli.
     
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    "Homeland Security" sounds like something from 1930s Stalinist Russia.
     
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    On a positive note ISIS now possesses two passport printing machines.
     
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    I wonder if she was embarassed ._.
     
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    I thought of nazis when bush started saying it
     
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    Worst President EVER!
     
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    This does not surprise me in the least.
     
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    :shitfit:
     
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    Which one?

    There have been so many lately.
     
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    i dunno: if i didn't want to actually provide any meaningful info, but i didn't want to be accused of not cooperating, she is the kind of representative i would send.
     
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    Did she think putting on glasses would make her look smart? It would be funny if it wasn't serious.
     
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    Shiiiiit, she did an exemplary job!!!

    She did not answer a single question, she's up for a raise and promotion.
     
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    Welcome to DHS. The biggest money laundering operation in the world.
    Jeh Johnson... another PUSSY hiding out in the Odumba administration.
     
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    She is just following orders.
    Obama's gonna do what Obama wants to do.
     
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