Entertainment Seinfeld 9/11 script

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  1. FeetToTaste

    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    I didn't see this posted anywhere.

    Some guy wrote a script for a 9/11 Seinfeld episode. Read it on my lunch break, I thought it was pretty funny. The tone is pretty spot-on, maybe a little too perfect, so it is a bit cheesy.

     
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    "Babu, Jerry said! Open up restaurant in World Trade Center, he said! Much foot traffic! He is VEDDY BAD MAN!"
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    The "why don't you do something about it" line was funny.
     
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    it was Kramer's box cutter the guy borrowed


    :jj:
     
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    "You remember my crazy friend Mo Atta?" :)
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Too soon...
     
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    Steinbrenner, wow!
    Dark, funny shit.
     
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    Does Kramer yell "he's a sand n!66er"?
     
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    guy did a great job , wouldnt have been one of the top episodes but VERY funny and pitch perfect
     
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    No, but he did supply the box cutter to Mohammed Atta, and opens an envelope of anthrax at a reception for George (who is pretending to be a first responder/hero).
     
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    Oh wait, I just got what you meant. I totally forgot about the actor yelling about n-words! How fast these Hollywood scandals slip through our minds.
     
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    Sorry, but this just... not good.
     
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    [​IMG] LOL
     
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    I'm one of the biggest Seinfeld fans there is, but I'm not reading that.:no:
     
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    Opening scene with George & Wilhelm shouldn't be taking place because George was fired from the Yankees. I didn't read any further.
    (At least, I don't think George ever returned to the Yankees on the show?)