Seinfeldisms

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by The Cocksman, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "It's not a lie if you believe it."
     
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    The Cocksman! Legends walk among us!
     
  3. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    Be afraid. Be very afraid.Hey now.Hey now.
     
  4. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
     
  5. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    "Whooooo are these people?"
     
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    "It's not you, it's me??"
    "I INVENTED it's not you, it's me!!"
     
  7. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    He's Keith Hernndez.You're Jerry Seinfeld."
     
  8. You Knew!

    You Knew! Well-Known Member

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    "Festuvus for the rest of us!"
     
  9. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    "Happy Festivus, Georgie."
     
  10. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Ahhhh.. Astroturf! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya?

    The Jews!
     
  11. bucketbuddy

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    i WAS bald
     
  12. The Cocksman

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    " I hate this thing and this is what Im doing with it."
     
  13. cygnus2112

    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    gimme that marble rye...
    shut up, ya' old bag!
     
  14. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    Worst was "Yadda Yadda Yadda" -- it came off as completely forced. They knew they were a meme-factory by that point, and it showed. They essentially advertised it in advance, as "hey here's your new Seinfeld catchphrase".
     
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    "Mulva."
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Big Salad
    Feats of Strength/ Airing of Greivances
    Man Hands
    Face Painter
    Bro/Mansierre
     
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    orassam New Member Banned User

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    "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back."
     
  19. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Close talker
    Bad Breaker-Upper
     
  20. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    Something tells me that this thread was started in the Howard forum......