Seinfeld's $32 Million Hampton's House

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    No indication of how many total chimneys he has but there's a few more pictures in the article:

    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-ne...ld-32-million-hamptons-mansion-190227567.html


    He may have lived in a matchbox-sized New York apartment on NBC hit "Seinfeld," but in real life, Jerry Seinfeld has space to spare at his palatial $32 million East Hampton estate.
    But thanks to a new magazine spread, the comedian, 59, his wife Jessica, and their three children, Sasha, 12, Julian, 10, and Shepherd, 8, aren't the only ones who get to enjoy their not-so-humble abode.

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  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Butterface Mommy is sporting nice bewbs & butt, I will concede.

    Bet they play some after-hours games like Harry Hamlin and that cunt Lisa Reen-EE, as Sal called her.
     
  3. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    Jessica Seinfeld > Beffo x 1005
     
  4. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Jerry has a baseball diamond in the front of his house.

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  5. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    "If you build it, they will come."
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  6. 1Vegasgirl

    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Lots of maintenance.
     
  7. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    How do you sit on the furniture with all those big pillows in the way? :dontknow:
     
  8. Wigward Hairhat

    Wigward Hairhat Active Member

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    Interestingly whoever it is that lives next door to Seinfeld has a house and grounds twice as big. Even with a $32m house you're still someones 'poor neighbor'.
     
  9. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Haha, That is a great picture
     
  10. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Three kids and she isn't obese? I thought your metabolism changed and getting fat was normal...even natural.
     
  11. zerokarma

    zerokarma Well-Known Member

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    Only 2 chimney's?
     
  12. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I assume hitting the gym and eating like a rabbit is part of their deal. Even with a good chunk of his money, she's out of the A list party scene if he sends her packing.
     
  13. burger

    burger New Member

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    waaaaah

    someone has more money



    waaaaaaaaaaaaah


    jealous

    little





    cunts
     
  14. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Hey bud, what's new?
     
  15. burger

    burger New Member

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    suck my cock

    and

    then


    go find a job

    im tired of supporting


    you and


    you






    r ilk
     
  16. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sometimes his wife looks very doable. Great body for a mom and hotter than Beth.
     
  17. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I already have a job. I'm typing this post whilst developing software.
     
  18. horsefacebetho

    horsefacebetho Well-Known Member

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    I'm assuming this is the white pussy smearing couch [​IMG]
     
  19. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They look like a sparkling-clean family with an immaculate house. Beth and Howard look like they stink of cat urine.
     
  20. John Sterling

    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Is that Beth seated at the table at the far end? She looks tanned.