Select-a-Size Paper Towels

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Have got to be the stupidest invention ever. Has anybody ever in the history of the world had use for the smallest size? You need at least 2 of them to equal the size of a regular paper towel and sometimes you accidentally tear off the smallest size and then you have wasted a paper towel.
     
  2. Tuesday

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    Love them. Don't know how I ever lived without them.
     
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  3. wife is a whore

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    I'm a big fan of Select a Size. I get the Sam's Club Bounty knock off. They are great.
     
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    playitagainfred Well-Known Member

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    what kind of person screws up tearing off a paper towel?
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Well fuuuuuuuuuck you too then.
     
  6. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Go big and thick when it comes to paper towels. All else is treason.
     
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  7. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    I'm glad we can take a break from bullshit politics to discuss the important issues.
     
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    I like them :dontknow: You really think THAT is the stupidest invention ever? Out of all inventions? Hello - spork?
     
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  10. LaserT

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    I'm a bunch at a time guy. But I'm also the guy who sees this below and says. "ehh, there's still more. No need to change it yet." :snicker:


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  12. playitagainfred

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    nah, mongo straight
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    In addition to 4 day work weeks and separate lottery ticket lines, Double L's 3rd platform when he runs for president will be to outlaw select-a-size paper towels.
     
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    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    Yep instead of taking 1 towel or a 1/2 I end up taking 2.5 towel... I hate'm
     
  15. wife is a whore

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    One sheet of Select A Size is a perfect size paper towel to make a sandwich on, then fold the ends over to carry the sandwich into my shop to sit and eat lunch.

    Also, I stopped buying napkins, because one sheet of Select A Size is fine to wipe my hands and face after dinner. No need for redundancy in paper products.

    Now if yer pouring out chips/pretzels into a paper towel for a snack, Select A Size is too small and the perforations between 2 sheet basically a trap door, but a far better option is them cheap basket style coffee filters. At 700 for less than $9.00 they are a nice multi-use item to have in the pantry, and since they are a little smaller than a full sized paper towel, they will force you into portion control, ya chobby vock.
     
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    Nobel Prize-worthy imo
     
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    Only kind I use

    If you use them on a holder thingy it sometimes can become a pain
     
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    The dopes that make up Larry INC. Duh
     
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    You've put a lot of thought into this, I see :p
     
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    Over time. It isn't like I sat down one day to analyze the benefits of Select A Size paper towels.
     
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