Self Aware Robots

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dorb, Jul 21, 2015.

  1. Dorb

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    Sirius could hire one to replace Howard. "Listen to our morning show with C3PO!"
     
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    good. if theyre so self aware, then they realize they should be washing my car and cutting my grass
     
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    In a few more years.
    http://www.bluefrogrobotics.com/
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    until its algorithm scans all the data on the entire planet and it realizes humans are flawed beings, and then decides to eliminate the human race :eek:

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    Yeah but a malfunction might cost you your dick. OUCH!
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    "But we are suggesting neither that the human race would voluntarily turn power over to the machines nor that the machines would willfully seize power. What we do suggest is that the human race might easily permit itself to drift into a position of such dependence on the machines that it would have no practical choice but to accept all of the machines decisions. As society and the problems that face it become more and more complex and machines become more and more intelligent, people will let machines make more of their decision for them, simply because machine-made decisions will bring better result than man-made ones. Eventually a stage may be reached at which the decisions necessary to keep the system running will be so complex that human beings will be incapable of making them intelligently. At that stage the machines will be in effective control. People won’t be able to just turn the machines off, because they will be so dependent on them that turning them off would amount to suicide. .. Technology will eventually acquire something approaching complete control over human behavior.

    Will public resistance prevent the introduction of technological control of human behavior? It certainly would if an attempt were made to introduce such control all at once. But since technological control will be introduced through a long sequence of small advances, there will be no rational and effective public resistance."

    -Ted Kaczynski

    Although his method of delivering his opinion and serving what he called "justice" was deeply flawed......the man was pretty much spot on with this thoughts on society and technology.
     
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    Replace one robot fag with another. Could work.
     
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    Welcome to the Future Bitches!

     
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    Just want me need a Jew Robot.