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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lumbergh, Mar 29, 2016.

  1. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    That's the Lumbergh Guarantee.
     
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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Wut a hero.
     
  3. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    We speak your name Cuz
     
  4. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.

    I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
     
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  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
     
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  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Oh Richard, I'm so happy! Hold me!
     
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  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Sure thing bub.
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I think this guy is a bigger attention whore than Chriza.
     
  10. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    As u know, that's the bub guarantee. Plz don't try posing as a bub. Bub.
     
  12. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    No
     
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  13. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted Gold

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    Will you be picking up a membership anytime soon so we can PM you?
     
  14. TonyJax

    TonyJax White Privilege Denied. VIP

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    Pm me.
    If PM means pend money. :smile:
     
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  15. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dude got shitcanned as their spokesman because his name was too close to George Zimmerman 's.
     
  16. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I didn't see it anywhere in your thread. So, fuck off.
     
  17. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    Not a chance.
     
  18. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Language plz
     
  19. Lumbergh

    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    English.
     
  20. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!