Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lumbergh, Mar 29, 2016.
That's the Lumbergh Guarantee.
Wut a hero.
We speak your name Cuz
Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Oh Richard, I'm so happy! Hold me!
Sure thing bub.
I think this guy is a bigger attention whore than Chriza.
As u know, that's the bub guarantee. Plz don't try posing as a bub. Bub.
Will you be picking up a membership anytime soon so we can PM you?
If PM means pend money.
Dude got shitcanned as their spokesman because his name was too close to George Zimmerman 's.
I didn't see it anywhere in your thread. So, fuck off.
Not a chance.