Serious 'Live or Die' question. No fucking joke, this is a serious one.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Aug 15, 2012.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    OK.

    Lets say that while working a 3rd shift, maintaining heavy duty industrial equipment, you somehow managed to have your entire penis ripped out from the roots while masturbating on one of the pieces of heavy duty industrial equipment.

    Now, as you were flung against the wall while your penis was ripped out from the roots, your cell phone happens to land right next to you.

    As you lay there, you realize that you probably won't live for more than an hour if you don't get some help.



    Would you use the cell phone to call for help, or just decide to call it a day?




    I'm definitely calling it a day, and bleeding out. I do not want to have to go on living trying to a.) explain what happened, b.) living without my junk, c.) spending the time recuperating, recounting the incident.

    :c
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    penis.

    lol
     
  3. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    Get better pot dude
     
  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Tata and farewell. VIP

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    Why are you still single?
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Who cares, yer a Chargers fan...
     
  8. banksy

    banksy Like a 40 degree day VIP

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    nice poll, Dave
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I don't use mine all that much anyway. :sad:
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Penis roots
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    This is not possible.

    I am currently smoking some of the finest known to mankind. Alpha Blue.

    This shit would cripple you. :c
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    brevity is paramount
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Dave's dick probably hasn't worked since the Nixon administration. Why should he even care if a machine rips it out?
     
  14. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    More lies.
     
  15. max rockatansky

    max rockatansky I'm just here for the gasoline Gold

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    Finger your new hole
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Yours wouldn't even reach the equipment. :c



    You'd have to worry more about getting your pubes caught up in the machinery that your dick..
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    It's good though because you can ask questions like that here and no one judges you.
     
  18. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Your pecker has roots?
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Dave, what happens to your balls? Do they come out, too?
     
  20. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    OK, sit there, and smoke that schwaggy schwag that came across the border in Pedro's asshole.