News Serious question about black people

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  1. Stew Nod

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    Why do they always seem to have congested noses

    Are they sick a lot?

    Allergies?

    WTF? Everytime I'm around them they seem to be sneezing, coughing and snorking up lung loogies

    Yesterday a lady waited on me in quick Check and she was all bundled up in sniffling. I used hand sanitizer immediately
     
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    i find that many don't even have the courtesy to cover their mouth with their paw while they're sneezing
     
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    PAW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
     
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    They're congested because their noses are flat and the air has trouble getting thru the nostrils. True story.
     
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    #BlackGermsMatter
     
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    Re: Do Black women sneeze louder than other races???
    Yeah it's a stereotype that fits my ass to a tee. My mom and aunts all sneeze like they're threatening to kick someone's ass. I sneeze so hard that I feel a pain in my chest afterwards.
    I always laugh after I or one of my female relatives sneeze.

    :jj:
     
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    Do Black women sneeze louder than other races???
    LOL
    Real talk......I'm at work and we are having this party...someone brought something with a ton of pepper on it....my nose finds this pepper, and I start sneezing these loud ass Aunt Esther sounding sneezes.....needless to say the whole party was cracking up and most of us are black...this one Brother says to me as he's rolling that he's noticed that Sisters have some of the loudest earth shattering sneezes he has EVER heard.....I couldn't disagree with him...I come from a long line of loud ass sneazing black women....he said white women make those sneazes that sound all quiet and hushed and then they go "Heavens" after they do it...I was just DEAD from the laughter.. Has anyone else noticed this??? Or are we some bored ass Mofos...don't answer that if you want to live...LOL?? [​IMG]
     
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    There has to be some science behind this!!!
     
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    Wait, you're black?
     
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    :facepalm: :jj:
     
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    What do you mean, "them"?

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    No that came up in a google search

    I am probably the blackest white boy you'd ever meet though :)
     
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    I've never noticed it. Maybe your area has descendants of slaves with allergy problems.
     
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    LOL, possible! :grad:
     
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    God fuckin dammit!

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