Serious question about insurance (SRS) And shit too (SRS)

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  1. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    A family member lives in a condo, four units per building. It's part of a larger condo association. All the units share a sewer pipe from the building to the main line. The shared pipe is too small to handle all the shits these fatsos take so the association cleaned the pipe every three months. The board decided that they would save money and clean it every 6 months. But the fatsos kept taking the same amount of dumps and the sewer piped backed up and flooded family members lower floor full of shit :shit: (pwnd!)

    Now the condo association is saying the family members home owners insurance is responsible and their homeowners is sayin the condo association is responsible. Buncha fucks. And the shit cleaning company is sayin they're gonna take out their shit cleaning gear away if they don't get paid.

    Anyone know who is really responsible and how do they get them to pay? Think they need a lawyer? Your excellent advice is appreciated in advance

    :coffee:
     
  2. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I'm at the courthouse today for jury duty. I'll ask the judge once I get assigned to a case. :up:
     
  3. Splash

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    That's service! Make sure you say SHIT at least 14 times :hat:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just had a breakfast Lean Pocket
     
  5. Peau de Soie

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    Insurer is responsible for the damage to the condo. Association is responsible for fixing the fucking problem. Pretty simple. Association installs additional sewer pipes, and insurer restores the home.

    (Of course I'm not a lawyer or in the industry -- that's how I can give such an easy answer.)
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i didnt read all that shit
     
  7. banksy

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    Tourettes might get me out of jury duty... :D
     
  8. banksy

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    running to toilet in 3....2....1....
     
  9. Splash

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    Not healthy :nono:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    You are thinking like a sane person, not an insurance company. Since there are shared facilities and individually owned facilities involved, I can understand them both pointing the finger at each other. I think the Homeowners assoc. should hire a lawyer to get it straightened out.
     
  11. tomtom

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    Fuck getting advice from a competent source, you have dawgsaloon.
     
  12. Splash

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    Yes, lots of finger pointing going on while shit and piss is in the walls
     
  13. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    You CAN'T read that much

    at least not in english
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    You're clumsy :smile:
     
  15. banksy

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    it will dry and turn to mold in no time! No worries!
     
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    depends on what state condo is in. Also, should consider suing the dumbass who put in a small pipe not designed to accommodate colossal poop.
     
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    Big butt girls clog toilets with their big poops. This is a fact that upsets goatcabin when you bring it up.
     
  18. Splash

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    It was a very shit heavy topic, thought this would be a good place to go for info :c
     
  19. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    the bylaws outline who is responsible for what.
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    poop in a pipe.