Serious question for Ryan Lever

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  1. RenchFries

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    @Ryan Lever
    How did you lose your teeth? I always wondered about that.
     
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    What teeth?
     
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    TOOTHLESS LOODLES :taffer:
     
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    Yeah, exactly. How did he lose them?
     
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    He may never have had them.
     
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    Lol Denture Drop. :jj:
     
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    Ryan didn't lose his teeth. His teeth lost HIM!
     
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    Everyone starts out with a full set of teeth. Even @Ryan Lever :no:
     
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    :spit:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Everyone starts out with no teeth. :grad:
     
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    He smokes meth.
     
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    He had braces when he was a kid. His mother couldn't afford to have them removed, so he wore them for many years. He found that his teeth were "too hard" to brush with all that hardware, so so he didn't brush them for years, and drank a 12 pack of Mountain Dew a day. one by one his teeth rotted and fell out of his head.

    this is the official story, but meth was no doubt a factor as well
     
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    ^^^^^^
     
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    The bottomless bacon didn't help. either
     
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    Missing teeth, lack of oral care, and overdoing drinking pop are all very common among lifer welfare cases.

    Oh, and drugs.

    That too.
     
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    Ryan's a fine product of the Canadian welfare system. :grad:
     
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    :bigthink
     
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    Can you verify this @Ryan Lever ?