Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, May 28, 2013.
Who would you choose?
Hey Herc, poll added
I just voted my friend . . .
Sal eats meat. So I guess he will win this poll just based on that fact alone . . .
Sal! .... Howard second .... can we choose, both? (on separate dates)
Would you rather eat a nice juicy steak. Or a portion of salmon . . .
I would choose HAL.
Sal. But Richard would be way more fan than any of 'em.
It would be fun to go with Howard and order shit that you know would disgust him, ribs anything with bacon etc....
Yes! Order the ribs and eat it hillbilly style. Sauce all over your shirt, lick your fingers and then shake his hand
sorry working late but I agree with cp. richard would be howl. fun, funny & a great player.
Dinner at a steak place > portions of Nobu at 4 pm.
Sal, he'd make you laugh and tell you gossip story's.
sal wears make-up & wigward wears a wig & beard. plus I'd rather hang out with spazz, monk & dawg anytime anywhere.
This is a deceptively insightful question. While it would seem to most Salooners to be an obvious blowout (hated sellout Queen versus lovable Everyman fuckup) the reality is more complex.
Pitting Wigette versus Richard, or Riley, or Bigfoot, or even Awesome Angelo would indeed be a blowout for obvious reasons, but I can see that this one is more equitable than it might seem on the surface. Sal is Howard without the luck, without the genes, without the talent. So the choice becomes do you take the Man (woman?) who had it all and lost it all? Or do you take the guy whose every pore screams for the opportunity to be the biggest pitsa in the pisteria?
I voted for Howard. And I'll tell you why. The fact of the matter is that even though I hate his (her?) fucking guts, I grew up in an Italian part of NY and I know a dozen Sals. Sal's a sorta nice guy but there's very little I could learn from him. Wiggo, on the other hand, has a debilitating case of low self esteem and despite his OCD he has had it all to lose. I've dined with VIPs before and Wiggo wouldn't even make the top ten. I once made Elvis Costello laugh. So there would be no Boboing about "what does Pam Anderson look like up close? Didja feel her tits?". I might play it straight, not needing the ego boost of breaking down someone who is more powerful than me, or I might try to learn something about how a guy shoots up the ladder only to become Citizen Wig.