Seriously what did Jimmy Fallon do

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    To his finger. Jesus Christ it's probably be two months since this pussy was worn something on his finger. What a pussy
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    I read somewhere that he almost cut his finger off trying to finger himself in the asshole.
    Don't know what sharp object he'd gotten lodged up there in his chute :scratch:
     
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    Heard that big fanook say he got his "wedding" ring caught on something and almost tore his finger off
     
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    Imagine ripping the skin off of a sausage, or pulling a sock off of your foot. That's what he did to his finger. The skin and flesh pulled off his finger.
     
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    This is exactly what he did.
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    So, not necessarily a pussy.
     
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    Are you saying jimmy fallon sucks ???................guess I agree.
     
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    not clicking
     
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    It's hard to really watch Fallon on any level. He's like a 12 year old trying way too hard to play talkshow host. You'l have supertalents like Gwyneth Paltrow deliver some prewritten zinger handed to her five minute prior, and Fallon is doubled over and slamming his palm on the desk before she's even hit the punchline.

    He might be the only person in existence capable of fake-laughing at anything Benjy's written. He's that far gone.

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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Takes a while for them things top grow back.
     
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    I guess he was in the hospital for a few days because of it. They did t just stitch him back together and send him home. He was really on the verge of losing his finger.
     
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    He made the mistake of showing Howard his gold wedding ring. A good portion of the skin on his finger was avulsed from the bone during the struggle.
     
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    Yeah, miss the days when a celeb would crash and burn and Letterman would turn and look into the camera with no expression.
     
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    That happened to a guy I worked with once.
    We went out into the warehouse to get a count on how many crates of a certain fast selling album we had left in stock

    He climbed up on one of the huge racks containing all of our distributor's boxed albums instead of getting one of the fork lifts.

    As he was climbing down he slipped, his finger caught on the edge of one of the support irons and his wedding band sliced his finger off clean like a pipe cutter.
    What a mess.

    I told the stupid bastard not to climb up on those racks but he was from Hayti, Missouri - "The Show You State".
     
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    I'm no Jimmy Fallon fan but what should he be "wearing" on his finger ?
    A small summer scarf ?
     
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    I've had that happen before. Not to the severity of Fallon, but my wedding band got caught in the handle of a heavy door you had to swing open. Hurt like hell!
     
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