Seriously, What else do you think I want you to tell her, you dumb fuck?

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  1. Mlaw

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    Maybe it's because I'm old and ready to retire, or maybe people are just getting dumber but, this exchange made me nuts.

    I've been trying to connect with another attorney about a pre-nup
    I called her office and her receptionist answered
    She wasn't in
    I gave the receptionist my cell phone number and told her to give that number to the attorney, because I wasn't in the office, and we've been unable to speak for a week

    Here's the good part:

    Receptionist: So would you like me to tell her to call you?


    As the thread title asks:

    Seriously? What else do you think I want you to tell her,

    YOU DUMB FUCK?

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    Thank you for your time
     
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    Receptionist: So would you like me to tell her to call you?

    Mlaw: How tall are you?
     
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    fixed :D
     
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    We have a grading business, after building a road for a couple, we asked do you want to order the gravel or should we? Its the same price either way.
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    Receptionist: So would you like me to tell her to call you?

    Mlaw: What do you do for a living?
     
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    I realy do think people are getting dumber, AND I'm get less and less patient
     
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    You're easily annoyed these days. You're basically Phan Kneepak if he was a post-menopausal woman who was able to shit on a toilet.
     
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    did not read
     
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    Fixed. The rest was redundant.
     
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