Set this thing on fire!

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Seriously, it took me 1.5 hours to start a fire in the fireplace. i used half a big box of fatwood fire starter and all i have is a weak fire.

    What the hell am i doing wrong?!?!?!
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    hire a man to do it
     
  3. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    airflow
     
  4. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    how? i have everything wide open to allow the oxygen in
     
  5. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    did you try a sweater?
     
  6. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    is it possible to use too much fire starter?
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Get a fire starter log...



    /thread
     
  8. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    dudley..........no,not yet
     
  9. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    do the logs have spaces between them to get airflow?
     
  10. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    yes and the logs are about 2 years old so theyre well seasoned i think
     
  11. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    put the fire starter log on the bottom, a couple other logs around it and some twigs, kindling on top. Make sure the chimney flume is open and light it.
     
  12. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    your a do it yourself kinda person
     
  13. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    how do i prime the chimney thing? stick a match up there?
     
  14. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    my suggestion is still the best one ITT
     
  15. sarnie

    sarnie VIP Extreme Gold

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    something with a cock :coffee:
     
  16. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    blow on it, you're good at that, no?
     
  17. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    What kind of faggot cant start a fire?
     
  18. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    this is not what my fire looks like
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  19. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    1/2 cup kerosene
     
  20. Stan Beeman

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    did you not open the chimney flume first??? Is smoke in your house?