Setting a trap for thieves, advice?

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  1. Mugsy

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    Had a power washer stolen last night, no doubt the bastards will be back, any good advice on how I can set them up, preferably for a fatal ending?
     
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    You should sit out 24 hours a day and watch your stuff. :watchingyou:
     
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    Call the police. Nobody wants to be a dead hero.
     
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    1. Nothing lethal, they'll punish you instead of them.

    2. A simple motion sensor light usually keeps them away, at least where it's dark outside at night.

    3. Find a better neighborhood.
     
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    1. If it's at night, I could mistake them for having or pulling a gun...

    2. Lights didn't seem to stop them to begin with.

    3. Why the fuck should I have to move?
     
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    It's not wise to advise people to lie in wait on the internet these days
     
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    That is correct.
     
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    Go full medieval. That is the only way.


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    You shouldn't. But you live in a society that punishes you for defending your property more harshly than they do for taking that of others. Property theft is practically looked on as jaywalking. They say they have bigger fish to fry. Like pot smokers.
     
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    Lol already have one
     
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    Yeah I know, they would try to get me for something.
     
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    It's sleeping on the job.
     
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    No, she just tends to bark at everything lol