Seven Questions With Howard's Ditzy Wife

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  1. illini fan

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    What a hobby taking pics of the wife ....oh yeah
    Bet is a super-model ............i keep forgettin that
    bit of propaganda
     
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    What the fuck is wrong with these people???? Howard's photoshopping is bullshit and her approval of the photos shows what an uncreative troll she is.

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    There’s far more to Beth Stern than being the wife of shock jock and self-proclaimed King of All Media Howard Stern. The model turned her love of dogs into the book Oh My Dog, and is also the host of HGTV’s new renovation series Mom Caves, which premieres May 12 at 7:30pm, just in time for Mother’s Day.
    What has been your strangest fan encounter?
    I always find it surprising when people just hand me their dogs to hold them. I’m still a stranger to the animal, and I always feel so bad for them. But it never fails, every single day. Sometimes [they don’t even want pictures]; I don’t know what they think is going to happen once I hold their dogs. I’d love to know. I’ll have to ask next time.
    Aside from Mom Caves, of course, if your TV only carried three shows, which three would you pick?
    Obviously, America’s Got Talent. My husband’s the new judge, so I don’t want to miss an episode of that. The Bachelor, and any Friday Night Lights rerun.
    You’re at a magazine rack and can only pick three titles. Which ones do you choose?
    Well, Us Weekly, for sure. A fashion magazine, let’s say Harper’s Bazaar. I love SELF; I’m definitely a workout fanatic and into eating healthy.
    When was the last time you were starstruck?
    I was at a party that Jimmy Kimmel had for my husband, and I met and had a really nice conversation with Sandra Bullock. We talked about her handicapped dogs and we talked about our mutual love for animals, and I really thought she was just phenomenal. I was definitely in awe.
    What are three things you have to have in your fridge or pantry?
    Salted cashews — I eat those every day; Supreme Protein bars — I like the peanut butter and jelly ones; and PopCorners — they’re shaped as chips, but it’s really popcorn. The kettle flavor is my favorite.
    Has there ever been anything you bought for one of your dogs that you later thought was a bit extravagant?
    I may have gone a little overboard in that my dog has a fluffy dog bed in every room of our house except for our master bedroom. She snores, so we’re trying to keep her out of our bedroom, but I overcompensated by putting beautiful, fluffy beds in every room.
    What would a Howard Stern man cave look like?
    His latest hobby is photography, so I guess it would have to be a studio for all his equipment. Right now all of his cameras and flashes and tripods are completely taking over our house. His man cave would be well-lit, and I guess I would cover the walls with all his photographs of me.
    Photo: Credit: Howard Stern

    Translation of part of the interview:

    "I was at a party that Jimmy Kimmel (did you hear me?? I said JIMMY KIMMEL. You know, the celebrity!) had for my husband Howard Sterrrrrrrn. I ran up to Sandra Bullock and shrieked, 'I love animoes!!!' We talked about our love for animoes. She's just so phenomenoe!! I was in awwwww"
     
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    Oh for fucks sake. :coffee:
     
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    Phenominoe.
     
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    comments section...no waiting period :whistle:
     
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    Ooooooo Me! Me...... Me.... Me..... Thank You Jackie Martling.
     
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    vac·u·ousadjective /ˈvakyəwəs/ 


    1. Having or showing a lack of thought or intelligence; mindless
      • - a vacuous smile
      • - vacuous slogans


    2. Empty
     
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    Bile is rising in my throat. Seriously.
     
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    That can't be true about people wanting her to hold dogs. That's just rediculous, ludicrous, preposterous.
     
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    LOL!! Loving your comments.. this thread is becoming epic!
     
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    It makes sense that a dog would get along with other dogs.
     
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    if they love bianca as much as they say they do, why isn't there a dog bed in the master bedroom?
    why do they exile the poor thing to another room.
    the first night we brought our dog home we put him in a crate...but he didn't stop whimpering and crying.
    that lasted about an hour. he now sleeps anywhere he wants to.

    the really scary thing from that article is that she's being interviewed.
     
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    Since the comments might get deleted when a mod on that site wakes up, here are the current ones for posterity:

    • [​IMG] isabella says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:19 pm
      you know this country is on the skids when someone even bothers to interview such a silly, vapid woman. who is she and why is she famous? i know you have to fill space but beth stern? really?

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    • [​IMG] Kelly Bundy says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:16 pm
      WTF? We have to be subjected to endless commercials and media plugs for AGT and now…MOM CAVES? Couldn’t you keep your 7 Stupid Questions private? This vapid airhead needs to disappear..ASAP.

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    • [​IMG] Crusty Cakes says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm
      Awful, shallow, name-dropping shell of a human being. She deserves to have a homeless guy spit in her mouth!

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    • [​IMG] Bye You! says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:08 pm
      lol to make the eyes appear straight Howard had to tilt her head. Look how her mouth and nostrils are crooked!

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    • [​IMG] Oats and Hay Now says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:07 pm
      “His man cave would be well-lit, and I guess I would cover the walls with all his photographs of me.”
      Is she for real??? How stuck up can you get!? I highly doubt she was kidding. I’ve heard of her and seen photos of her before. She’s obviously all about being glorified and admired and looked at! She’s vile!

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    • [​IMG] Bababaloney says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:02 pm
      Who in their right mind would want this vapid idiot to hold a hot dog, let alone their pet?

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    • [​IMG] Dainty Jainty says:
      May 15, 2012 at 8:01 pm
      What is wrong with this infantile, vapid bunny of a girl? Her TV program and magazine picks are evidence of the diluted powers of her intelligence. Why should we care about this narcissistic fool and her pathetic, soulless husband?

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    • [​IMG] balloonknot says:
      May 15, 2012 at 7:57 pm
      can’t photoshop the wonky out can you wiggy?

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    • [​IMG] AGT Blows says:
      May 15, 2012 at 7:52 pm
      Wow…i thought those questions were the stupidest things I ever read…until i read that brain-dead bimbo’s answers.
      “kettle is my favorite flavor.” oy.
      Who is she, anyway? What does she do that makes her famous?

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    • [​IMG] mars says:
      May 14, 2012 at 3:49 pm
      What a vapid cunt


     
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    important posts saved. well done.
     
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    Thanks! Just doing my part.

    I just hope Wiggy and Wonky see the originals.
     
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    I was just going to say that the comments are the funniest part and I actually hope there aren't anymore because the last comment sums it up....."what a vapid cunt". Maybe there isn't a moderator for this backwater site.
     
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    Yay! I got my two cents in! I feel amaaaaazing!
     
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    She is like so deep :whythelongface?:
     
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    She eats salted cashews every day. That explains it. Hardening of the arteries to the brain.