Here's what David Spade read today: Yoda runs a tight ship: Buddy has a bowling joke: I love your positive cattitude. (Get it? It's what cats call attitude.) Yoda yells at more kittens to get down from there while a blind cat takes a shit: "I give it two paws down" -- a joke that any four-year-old will get: This is probably where Beth started tearing up during Spade's read: Look, children: it's a falling star. Make a wish!