Seven Spreads from Beth Stern's New Yoda Book

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Here's what David Spade read today:

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    Yoda runs a tight ship:

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    Buddy has a bowling joke:

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    I love your positive cattitude. (Get it? It's what cats call attitude.)

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    Yoda yells at more kittens to get down from there while a blind cat takes a shit:

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    "I give it two paws down" -- a joke that any four-year-old will get:

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    This is probably where Beth started tearing up during Spade's read:

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    Look, children: it's a falling star.



    Make a wish!
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Beth didn't write a single word of that book.
     
  3. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    My life is over
     
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    Looks like another Gone With the Wind...for conquerors.
     
  5. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    And she had to have the cattitude joke slowly explained to her.
     
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    Beth probably couldn't READ a single word of that book. :rolleye:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Why is Yoda showing a no-eyed cat a list of rules?
     
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    Beth with her evil "I fucked him" smirk.
     
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  9. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Yoda was too self-centered to realize Buddy had no eyes. Just one of the dozen or so life lessons crammed into this future best-seller.
     
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    I fucking HATE cats. And Beth.
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Gosh, she's quite retarded.
     
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    does Buddy have someone reading his part?
     
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  13. Runaway

    Runaway Wow, look at me, I have a title.

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    Hitler Yoda and bullying kittens. Good grief.
     
  14. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    how can the eyeless kitten read the big sign with the rules????
     
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    I know this one! Because he had cat-aracts surgery!

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  16. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    Wow Yoda really has evolved into a fussy old queen

    I hope this book ends with Furball Frankie going postal in the kitten room.
    Wonder if the other kittens learned their verbal bullying from DaDa Howie.
     
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    She wrote "sticking-up hair, oversized ears, does not look like any of the other foster kittens." That's it.
     
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    Does Yoda refer to Buddy as his life partner in some point in the book?
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    I hope Yoda's heart can take the stress of knowing he can easily be replaced.
     
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    beetlejosh "It looks like somebody shot his tits off." Gold

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    Yoda gets a C-3PO

    Somebody please sue this goofy twat, asap!
     
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