Politics Seven things every white person should learn by the age of 12

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  1. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny VIP

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    1. Study hard in school and be respectful of teachers.
    2. Be gainfully employed.
    3. Pay your bills on time.
    4. Carry health, car and home insurance.
    5. Keep your lawn and property well maintained.
    6. Dont play music in your yard or car at such loud levels you piss your neighbors off.
    7. Do exactly what the policeman says to do without arguing.
     
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    8. The little fork is for salad, the big fork is for the main course.
     
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    Dawg hates white people
     
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    all racist in todays american culture
     
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    9. Before shooting, randomly yell out "He's coming right for us!"
     
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    Get back in the bar and post more personal info about yourself then come whining to me about how people bring it up later. I mean that's what you do best.
     
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    Shivvy posts a news article about his daughter then alerts us for personal info when someone brought it up later :jj:
     
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    You have the patience of a saint, dawg.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    10. Be nice to the hired help, don't forget to tip on the holidays.
     
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    I was just gonna say something similar .... Or really more like-aren't I the best? I never cause any problems or drama :giggle:
     
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    Pooh bear removed from thread
     
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    :jj:

    You cant ban shivvy. He will pester Froggy through chat begging to come back to pass the message to me. He will email us 50 times a day, hes a cockroach that cant be stomped out. what can you do?

    @newcastlefan

    Am i lying?
     
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    9. Make sure you give the Valet the Valet key so they can't drive your expensive European Sedan over 35 miles an hour while you dine in an expensive restaurant.
     
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    Don't forget about the texts to easyjesus :grad:
     
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    You are e-spectacular.

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    11. The further away from diversity a pasty person lives from, the more they'll love it on the internet.
     
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