News Sex at your inlaws?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm staying at my inlaws for Christmas. My wife was getting dressed earlier and she was looking hot. I thought about making a move. I didn't. Also, we're going out drinking here soon and I know I'll wanna bang.
    But...
    1. Her parents are here
    2. Never had sex here before
    3. This is her home she grew up in

    What do I do here?
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #1
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  2. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Her mom.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #2
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    No fucking way
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #3
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  4. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Should have gotten that hotel. You gonna make her wash you out of her with that gross fucking well water?
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #4
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    This didn't happen.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #5
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    do it quiet....
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #6
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  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Are you sharing a fucking bed with the in-laws? Shut the door and stick it in her...YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #7
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    Ask her, she may want to bang in her old bedroom. Give it a shot.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #8
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  9. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    This is not news motha fucka, respect the tags.

    And man up and fuck your girl wherever you damn well please.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #9
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    Do it in her childhood room for sure
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #10
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Cabin, RH Goat
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #11
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    This well water is killing me
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #12
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    Dagger, Clint. :nojj:
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #13
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules Gold

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    Get in your car and drive.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #14
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    Be nice slow and gentle getting close to her and see if SHE'S comfortable doing it there.

    Can't lose. You're either going to get what you want OR you're going to be showing your wife mad respect which can only help too.

    Good Luck!!!
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #15
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    Is it a single or double wide trailer ?
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #16
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    yantra plus mantra equals tantra
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #17
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    this... or OP is a homo
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #18
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    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    I won't stay at anyone's house.

    Get a hotel room.
     
    Dec 22, 2015 #19
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