News Sex at your inlaws?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm staying at my inlaws for Christmas. My wife was getting dressed earlier and she was looking hot. I thought about making a move. I didn't. Also, we're going out drinking here soon and I know I'll wanna bang.
    But...
    1. Her parents are here
    2. Never had sex here before
    3. This is her home she grew up in

    What do I do here?
     
  2. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member VIP

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    Her mom.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    No fucking way
     
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    Dorb Sad Old Faggit Gold

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    Should have gotten that hotel. You gonna make her wash you out of her with that gross fucking well water?
     
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  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    This didn't happen.
     
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  6. DJ Retardo

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    do it quiet....
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Are you sharing a fucking bed with the in-laws? Shut the door and stick it in her...YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
     
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    Ask her, she may want to bang in her old bedroom. Give it a shot.
     
  9. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    This is not news motha fucka, respect the tags.

    And man up and fuck your girl wherever you damn well please.
     
  10. Tim

    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do it in her childhood room for sure
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Cabin, RH Goat
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    This well water is killing me
     
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    Dagger, Clint. :nojj:
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Get in your car and drive.
     
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    Be nice slow and gentle getting close to her and see if SHE'S comfortable doing it there.

    Can't lose. You're either going to get what you want OR you're going to be showing your wife mad respect which can only help too.

    Good Luck!!!
     
  16. DuckDong

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    Is it a single or double wide trailer ?
     
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    yantra plus mantra equals tantra
     
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    this... or OP is a homo
     
  19. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    I won't stay at anyone's house.

    Get a hotel room.
     
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