News Sex at your inlaws?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    I'm staying at my inlaws for Christmas. My wife was getting dressed earlier and she was looking hot. I thought about making a move. I didn't. Also, we're going out drinking here soon and I know I'll wanna bang.
    But...
    1. Her parents are here
    2. Never had sex here before
    3. This is her home she grew up in

    What do I do here?
     
  2. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Her mom.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    No fucking way
     
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  4. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Should have gotten that hotel. You gonna make her wash you out of her with that gross fucking well water?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Unknown Member VIP

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    This didn't happen.
     
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  6. DJ Retardo

    DJ Retardo Well-Known Member

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    do it quiet....
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Are you sharing a fucking bed with the in-laws? Shut the door and stick it in her...YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
     
  8. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ask her, she may want to bang in her old bedroom. Give it a shot.
     
  9. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    This is not news motha fucka, respect the tags.

    And man up and fuck your girl wherever you damn well please.
     
  10. Tim

    Tim VIP Extreme Gold

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    Do it in her childhood room for sure
     
  11. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Cabin, RH Goat
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    This well water is killing me
     
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    Dagger, Clint. :nojj:
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Get in your car and drive.
     
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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Be nice slow and gentle getting close to her and see if SHE'S comfortable doing it there.

    Can't lose. You're either going to get what you want OR you're going to be showing your wife mad respect which can only help too.

    Good Luck!!!
     
  16. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Is it a single or double wide trailer ?
     
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    yantra plus mantra equals tantra
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    this... or OP is a homo
     
  19. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    I won't stay at anyone's house.

    Get a hotel room.
     
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