News Sex at your inlaws?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm staying at my inlaws for Christmas. My wife was getting dressed earlier and she was looking hot. I thought about making a move. I didn't. Also, we're going out drinking here soon and I know I'll wanna bang.
    But...
    1. Her parents are here
    2. Never had sex here before
    3. This is her home she grew up in

    What do I do here?
     
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    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Her mom.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No fucking way
     
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    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior

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    Should have gotten that hotel. You gonna make her wash you out of her with that gross fucking well water?
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    This didn't happen.
     
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  6. DJ Retardo

    DJ Retardo Well-Known Member

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    do it quiet....
     
  7. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Are you sharing a fucking bed with the in-laws? Shut the door and stick it in her...YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
     
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    Ask her, she may want to bang in her old bedroom. Give it a shot.
     
  9. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    This is not news motha fucka, respect the tags.

    And man up and fuck your girl wherever you damn well please.
     
  10. Tim

    Tim Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do it in her childhood room for sure
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    Cabin, RH Goat
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This well water is killing me
     
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    Dagger, Clint. :nojj:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Get in your car and drive.
     
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    Be nice slow and gentle getting close to her and see if SHE'S comfortable doing it there.

    Can't lose. You're either going to get what you want OR you're going to be showing your wife mad respect which can only help too.

    Good Luck!!!
     
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    Is it a single or double wide trailer ?
     
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    yantra plus mantra equals tantra
     
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    this... or OP is a homo
     
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    I won't stay at anyone's house.

    Get a hotel room.
     
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