News Sex is overrated and not worth it

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    All that work for 3 seconds of a good feeling? Fuck that.

    Gotta get undressed. Fuck that

    A baby could be conceived? Fuck that

    I could go on. But but it's just not worth the hassle
     
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  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    your wife is surely doing a number on you isn't she?
     
  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Your doing it wrong.
     
  4. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Try your other hand.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    That 3 seconds is better than hitting the lottery
     
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  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stop that
     
  7. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do your orgasms last longer than mine? :dontknow:
     
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    So what is worth it?
     
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  9. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature

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    Wear three rubbers.
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not much
     
  11. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    Sex is so good I'm pretty sure world history has been changed by it.
     
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  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Cut a hole in your pants with a flap so you don't have to get undressed and hop on the Sybian.
     
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    MrsTreat Well-Known Member

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    Sex is worth it - just not with your wife. Try a girlfriend, much better.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :eek:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Imagine how your wife feels
     
  17. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    This is a dumb thread.
     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    My life revolved around sex for... I would say 25 years. From 15-40 years old. I think that is true for most guys. Almost everything we do is for sex during those years!
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    The fact that your orgasm is the only pleasure-inducing part of sex for you speaks volumes. I now understand your wife's uncontrollable sobbing at inappropriate times. Cheers.
     
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    Big Lar Well-Known Member

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    I feel bad that you are so miserable...
     
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